Minnesota's 10 Commandments

Gosh, I know this is an oldie, but it's a goodie. And I know I'm not up nort' der in Minnesoootah yet, but this is jus' a darn good thing to remember, you know:


1. Der's only one God, doncha know.
2. Don't make that fish on your mantle an idol.
3. Cussin ain't Minnesota nice.
4. Go to church even when you're up nort.
5. Honor your folks.
6. Don't kill. Catch and release.
7. There's only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin.
8. If it ain't your lutefisk, don't take it.
9. Don't be braggin bout how much snow ya shoveled.
10. Keep your mind off your neighbor's hotdish.